Sex on the Beach Cocktail

Sex on the Beach Cocktail without all the bothersome sand!

A refreshing alternative to real sex on the beach. Our sexy cocktail is a blast and there's no bothersome sand to deal with!

Prep Time: seconds

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INGREDIENTS

2 shots high-end vodka

1 shot peach schnapps

3 shot cranberry juice

3 shots pineapple juice

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DIRECTIONS:

1. Pour everything into a highball glass and stir.

2. Garnish with a colorful straw and a pretty little umbrella.

3. Take your clothes off and sip.

note: Watch out for peeping Toms! This is not a cocktail for the faint of heart...

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