Why Men Marry Bitches: Our Brady Bunch Case Study Explains it All for You!

Have you ever wondered why men marry bitches? Well so have we.

After much research, The Trap Him Gals have the answer you've been waiting for. Consider that men marry bitches because bitchy (else wise known as driven) women help (or force) men to reach their full potential. Let's use the Brady Bunch to illustrate:

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For instance, Carol Brady was always loving and sweet to Mike. She never challenged him to do more with his life which is why Mike never did venture out and start his own architectural firm. No, Mike was destined to always work for someone else. We are not suggesting that this is Carol's fault. We are merely pointing out that Mike may have gone farther in his career had he had married a bitch instead of the mother of three golden-haired girls.

On the same front, Alice may have gotten Sam the butcher to marry her on schedule had she only channeled her inner bitch instead of being so helpful and subservient all the time.

Another reason why men marry bitches is because bitchy (but let's think of them as driven) women tend to get things done. Some women complain about circumstances that aren't ideal and then they whine and complain. In short, it's easy to be a victim of circumstance. Bitchy women, on the other hand, acknowledge what is causing their discontent and then they can be counted on to fix the problem.

Men want a partner willing to participate equally in a relationship. And this, Dear Reader, is why men marry bitches. So don't be afraid to let your inner bitch loose once in a while. You may be surprised at how effective she is and how much happier you are as a result. Bonus, in moderation a little bitchiness won't hurt your love life. Besides, it'll keep him on his toes and ought to keep him from stepping on yours!

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